Kid, I know what you’re thinking. Rock & Roll is exciting. It’s fun. Flashy. It’s got glamour, guitars, pyrotechnics. It’s got a beat and you can dance to it. Security passes, on the other hand…boring. Laminated cards that say something, something, something, and somebody or other gives ’em a glance and they’re boring. Ho hum, you say. I’m in the business to rock and roll, you say. PARTY!!!!! you say.