Okay, you’ve gone to the effort of designing the coolest security badge in the history of rock and roll, but you’ve still got gate crashers trying to get backstage, on stage, in the bus, and you still can’t tell who is who. After all that work, where in the heck did the badges go?
Not to worry. Everybody’s got theirs. In their pocket. Their POCKET! Yep. Their pocket. Which was the most logical place to put them when that plastic lanyard you cheaped out on broke. Yeah, but like, you got a thousand of ‘em for just two bucks!